Tech me!

We were at our project site, doing some upgrading or some shit. Been here since 10 last night. The upgrade went ok. I couldn't get my SQL shit to cooperate with me though, and I got bored. So I fire up mIRC. It's been so long since I last used this thing, so I go and register me a nickname (I didn't register the name "me" though. That's just, you know, so you don't come and screw me over if you see me online. Or whatever). So I'm hanging out at a few channels. Trying to get some young chicks and such, but all I see are horny old men with ludicrous nicks like "AbgNakTuh" and "AbgKotePanjangMacamKuda". And also some gay fuckers like "SpeNderlakiMInatBoXerLaKi24 ". I kid you not, that was an actual nick I saw in #klsex.

Anyway, so I'm hanging out, in #klsex and a couple other channels as well (i do hang out in other more education channels too you know). Then this guy PMs me. Here's how the conversation goes. Starting exactly like this:


"Yes, that's 6:03 AM. I haven't slept for nearly 20 hours now"
[06:03] tech me how
"tech me". Almost sounds kinky
[06:03] me: tech you what?
[06:04] jorbut: to get a root
[06:04] jorbut: could you ?
Ooo...a h4><0r
[06:06] me: well, you get a box
[06:06] me: install linux on it
[06:06] me: right?
[06:07] jorbut: ok
[06:07] me: and at the part where it prompts you for a root password, enter your password of choice
[06:07] me: et voila!
[06:07] me: you've got root on your very own box!
[06:07] me: you pwn it!
This actually works, I just pwned a server (Dell PowerEdge 1800) using this very method a couple days ago.
[06:08] jorbut: wait
[06:08] jorbut: i install a linux on a pc
[06:08] jorbut: and the login as a user
[06:08] jorbut: and the su
[06:08] jorbut: and then what password i shuld type on it ?
[06:13] me: well
[06:13] jorbut: ?
[06:13] me: you type in the password that you entered at the root password prompt during the install
[06:13] jorbut: ic
[06:13] jorbut: i mean
[06:13] jorbut: if a register on a shell hosting
[06:13] jorbut: can i got root passwd
Poor kid. Can't spell to save his life and he wants to hack a *nix box
[06:14] me: i guess you could
[06:15] jorbut: how
[06:15] me: if you were the administrator
[06:15] me: or if you knew the administrator
[06:15] jorbut: yes
[06:15] jorbut: if i
[06:15] jorbut: but its not
Let's see how clueless this guy is
[06:15] me: oh
[06:15] me: you'd probably have to do stuff
[06:15] me: like voodoo
[06:15] me: you ever heard of voodoo?
[06:16] jorbut: never
[06:16] jorbut: tell me
Seems like he's really buying this crock of shit. Either that, or HE's playing around with ME. We'll see.
[06:16] me: you see, voodoo is some really complicated computer systems stuff that you do to get your computer to do things for you
[06:17] me: I'm not sure that you're ready for that level of programming/hacking yet
[06:17] jorbut: not yet
[06:17] me: unfortunately, no
[06:18] jorbut: or
[06:18] jorbut: can you give me some file that can i executed to get a root acces
Ahah! As I suspected! A script kiddie.
[06:22] me: ok
[06:22] me: try this one
[06:22] me: www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
[06:22] me: or this one
[06:22] me: www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.swf
You might not want to open this up in Internet Explorer. Except maybe if you have some kind of popup blocker. But then again, I never actually tested that. Your call.
[06:23] jorbut: wait
[06:23] jorbut: fck
ROTFLMAO
[06:24] me: what up?
[06:25] me: doesn't that site have the programs that you want?
[06:25] jorbut: you know man
[06:26] jorbut: you think youare great if some one ask you and your asn not muach help
[06:26] jorbut: i dont think so
[06:26] jorbut: i think its looser can ans any ques...
[06:26] me: ? what?
[06:27] me: are you insulting me, d00d?
Really, I don't even know what he's trying to say, which is why i try to clarify by asking him. Don't want to anger a l33t h4><0r
[06:27] me: you asked me for a file to run, i gave you one
[06:27] jorbut: if you tink so
Seems he's not insulting me after all
[06:28] me: :)
[06:28] me: i'm glad i could help out
[06:28] jorbut: thanks mean you are a looser do you
[06:28] jorbut: :P
Or is he?
[06:29] me: i don't even understand what that means, my friend
[06:29] jorbut: well done dud
[06:29] jorbut: bye
[06:31] me: pleasure's all mine
[06:31] me: bye
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Aah. It's always nice to know that you were able to help someone in need. :)

Update 4:53 PM. Man I must've been pretty fucked up this morning. I didn't even notice the post got screwed up. I just fixed it so you can see it the way I intended it to be.