FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING DOWN!!!

Message: from Allen Smith

Friendster's Database is running out of space!!!

Dear Friends,

It seems that Friendster's database is running low
on resources. We need you to forward this to as
many people as you can in order for us to
determine which accounts are active. Non active
accounts (those that do not forward this message)
will be deleted in order to preserve space.

Friendster has also teamed up with Myspace.com by
grouping our servers. Therefore, this applies to
both sites. If you do not spread the word, your
account will be deleted on BOTH FRIENDSTER AND
MYSPACE. Also, Mr Allen Smith has purchased major
stock in Malayan Banking Berhad (KLSE MAYBANK
(1155)), and plans to incorporate Maybank2u into
Friendster as well as converting the database for
Friendster and Myspace. Maybank has given over
some control of it's online banking services to Mr
Allen Smith and he has reserved the rights to
close down the accounts of those who do not
forward this message!!!!

Further, your IC and Birth Certificate will be
deemed null and void, thus making you alienated in
your own country!!! OMFG!!!! If you don't forward
this to as many people as you can, you will lose
the life you know now . Please, please please
forward this message so that everybody will know!!!.

Yours truly,

Mr. Allen Smith.

P.S. Mr Allen Smith said that if you visit
http://www.rateastranger.com , you will
automatically be considered "active" and thus save
your Friendster, Myspace and Maybank account. And
possibly your Citibank Credit Card too. Life as
you know it will continue peacefully while those
of the nonbelievers will turn into a living hell.

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Verbal Assault!

I'm working at a client's site, and I get this IM message from a friend:

Rizzlar: Rizzlar bashes tamin's soft-jelly like head on the concrete pavement. Looks like little brain is oozing out of his ears!

Oh ho! So that's how you want it eh? Let's see how long you can last:

Tamin: tamin pulls out his bazooka and blasts Rizzlar's testicles off his scrawny ass

Rizzlar: but when the smoke clears, tamin can see that Rizzlar is still standing firmly on the ground! Amazing! Now Rizzlar calmly takes out his remote control to his SCUD heat seeking missile and points it point blank to tamin's hairy nostrils. Ready, aim, fire!!

Tamin: *click* *click* "oh no!", exclaims Rizzlar. To his dismay, the engineers forgot to arm the missile. Seizing the opportunity, Tamin dives towards Rizzlar while fishing out his razor sharp outback knife/saw and jabs it into Rizzlar's eye socket! "Take that, scum!"

Tamin: Tamin then proceeds to rape the gaping hole that once housed Rizzlar's eye

Didn't last too long. But then again, maybe it wasn't really fair seeing how I raped his eye-socket so early on. How the hell is he going to beat me with only one eye? Man, I have weird friends.

Solly, my England no powder. (Or "Is you speaking the Engrish?")

I saw this item description on e-bay. Fucking hilarious. Read it and see if you can figure out what the hell it is this guy's selling:

MODEL NUMBER AAR-808D



The honorable person to hits the movie one

http://home.pchome.com.tw/shop/channelle46/IMGP2199.AVI

http://home.pchome.com.tw/shop/channelle46/IMGP2214.AVI

http://home.pchome.com.tw/shop/channelle46/IMGP2212.AVI

This is from Chinese time Bruce Lee, with Zhou Xingchi time or becoming outstanding, newest wrestle time pad,
May use the wrestle class game to play, like the wrestle Son of Heaven, fire shade enduring and so on the real experience gets rid of with the leg real experience oh!~
If the picture has the introduction installment

This is a section super amusing computer game game, healthy body wrestle pad, so long as meets PS1,Or PS2 controls the direction on if the rocking bar, fights, the wrestle, very is really interesting!~So long as USD 49.48 were or MYR$186.599 the packages postal has been good !~


The overseas friends may use paypal to pay money,

my account number is elle12302001@hotmail.com ,

or send cash money to Fl,2,No.6,Lane 18,An Ping Rd.,Chung Ho City,Taipei Hsien, Taiwan MR.YEN CHIN
MY PHONE IS TEL= 886-2-2945-1623, OR, skype = oddity1125
my msnis oddity11259@hotmail.com

MY SKYPE= oddity1125


This is a collection entertainment, the thin body,

builds up strength salty, the self-defense, everybody is all suitable, in addition the kind of computer game commodity.

First says from the entertainment, the former rocking bar handle about both hands about rapidly presses the gloom in your hand which may kill in the silver screen, is splendid incomparably, the adult children all happy in among, but 2 both hands are always wielding, cannot have the feeling which experiences the situation personally, has practiced year time, also wants fate gesture gesture, you looked puts on these four inductors to have

But free to hits with the television in computer game role, concurrently interest, funny, also can strengthen the body, the thin body, consumes the massive heat energies, really plays the basketball to be also more tired than, only then can have the healthy body, the thin body, the strong bodily effect oh, is a person other big gospel which wants to lose weight.


WTF? I read it twice, and still couldn't figure out what the hell it was supposed to be, but I guessed it would be something involving lots of body movement consuming "massive heat energies" that would help you get the "strong bodily effect".

Based on the images that were posted, I figure it's some sort of motion sensor getup with gloves and shoes and a mat for you to play video games with. A picture is worth a thousand words. Except maybe when the words are in Engrish.