Verbal Assault!

I'm working at a client's site, and I get this IM message from a friend:

Rizzlar: Rizzlar bashes tamin's soft-jelly like head on the concrete pavement. Looks like little brain is oozing out of his ears!

Oh ho! So that's how you want it eh? Let's see how long you can last:

Tamin: tamin pulls out his bazooka and blasts Rizzlar's testicles off his scrawny ass

Rizzlar: but when the smoke clears, tamin can see that Rizzlar is still standing firmly on the ground! Amazing! Now Rizzlar calmly takes out his remote control to his SCUD heat seeking missile and points it point blank to tamin's hairy nostrils. Ready, aim, fire!!

Tamin: *click* *click* "oh no!", exclaims Rizzlar. To his dismay, the engineers forgot to arm the missile. Seizing the opportunity, Tamin dives towards Rizzlar while fishing out his razor sharp outback knife/saw and jabs it into Rizzlar's eye socket! "Take that, scum!"

Tamin: Tamin then proceeds to rape the gaping hole that once housed Rizzlar's eye

Didn't last too long. But then again, maybe it wasn't really fair seeing how I raped his eye-socket so early on. How the hell is he going to beat me with only one eye? Man, I have weird friends.

Solly, my England no powder. (Or "Is you speaking the Engrish?")

I saw this item description on e-bay. Fucking hilarious. Read it and see if you can figure out what the hell it is this guy's selling:

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If the picture has the introduction installment

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WTF? I read it twice, and still couldn't figure out what the hell it was supposed to be, but I guessed it would be something involving lots of body movement consuming "massive heat energies" that would help you get the "strong bodily effect".

Based on the images that were posted, I figure it's some sort of motion sensor getup with gloves and shoes and a mat for you to play video games with. A picture is worth a thousand words. Except maybe when the words are in Engrish.