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Sunday, March 02, 2008

I'll take "Stupid Answers" for $200.

"Time's fun when you're having flies"

Answer:

"What's a frog's favourite saying?"

I just realized I'm a huge procrastinator. Actually I didn't just realize that, I just never got to writing about it till now. Because I didn't have the time.

Why do we? Why do we not do the things needing done? Finding numerous excuses not to do something now seems to almost come naturally. We always find excuses to not do something now. My favourite is when I say "But it's almost midnight and I have to go to work tomorrow". And then continue to browse Facebook till 4 a.m.

I must write, but I give myself lame excuses that always seem to work on me. What dumbshit gets duped by himself? Me, apparently. Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker. Offspring. That's what it reminds me of. Which reminds me of this girl in university. She wore a t-shirt with the words 'stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker' written on the back during orientation. Her features appear vivid in my mind. She's related to me, in a distant second cousinish sort of way. Rina? Rita! I think it was she who wore that shirt.

The unwrapping of God's gift to women has begun! A daunting task faces our youngish hero. Will he make it? Will he succeed in unraveling that which women have longed for since the dawn of time? Or will the fate of unheroes before await him at the bitter end? Find out more when I feel like it.

I wonder where Rita is. I think she's probably married. I wonder if she is? I maybe could find her on facebook if I wanted. Just to say hi is all. Rita. This must be what a stalker in the making's train of thought might sound like. She is pretty hot though. And if I bring her God's gift? What then? But she's probably married. To Wes. I think that was his name. Wes. Dashing good looks, charisma, a smile that just beamed confidence and charm. Wes.

I'm going to check out facebook. To reply messages. From people who are not named Rita. Maybe.

2 comments:

Obefiend Weiland said...

self esteem

good song by offspring. best song when you are driving alone at 12 am.. bored like a motherfucker. the ending part is a must listen to all students of Swearing 101

rita sounds like a feisty lass.. yummy.LOL

and on a side note. fantasising about a distant cousin is so very redneck of you. care for some moonshine?

Fadhil Luqman said...

A slight hint of redneckishness I suppose. But, oh so kinky!

She is quite attractive though. When i say quite attractive I mean "holy shit I'd tap that ass any day, twice on sundays".